That last one is almost like a Deep Thought from Jack Handey. :)
Love that first one!
Sometimes I'm so overcome by MY awesomeness that I need to pause, take a breath (or 30) and stare at my feet. Oh wait...I was confusing awesomeness with out of shapeness. :)
Have you tried this gear? Something similar you like better? Something I should try? Let me know by leaving a comment!